Alright. Back when I worked in the biometrics industry, part of my job involved scouring the news to figure out industry trends and the like. As such I joined
Yahoo! Groups: Biometrics and I quickly figured out one of the problems with the group. Maybe 50 per cent of the users were students (mostly from India) asking others to do their homework for them. Members would repeatedly post that this was not what the group was for and it got pretty tiring for everyone involved.
One of the biggest problems with these students was that they were
persistent! Not only that but they were rude and their messages looked like they were from Bumper Stumpers. Très annoying.
So last night as I was working away posting my old entries, I get a message on Yahoo! Messenger from some stranger. Now I don't feel bad about doing this because I thought I was quite clear that I couldn't help him out. Here's the transcript. I'll bold the particularly funny parts for easy reading. Screen names have been changed.
achyut: Hello, I am a biometrics yahoo group member. Can we talk about fingerprints authentication?
sober: Possibly, what would you like to know?
achyut: I want to know how can i capture fingerprints using BioAPI or any other way?
sober: You have hardware?
achyut: yes..
achyut: Veridicom
achyut: and NitGen
achyut: i have both USB scanners with me.
sober:
Then I can't really help you. Sorry. I was never in the technical side of things. Most group members would probably consider contacting us this way as being rude. I don't really care.. just a warning.
achyut:
can u help me please?achyut: i have to submit this project as my academic project..
sober: I guessed that from the moment you messaged me.
achyut: at my collge b4 30 april
achyut: ya
sober: Well, you have a little more than two months to figure it out. I hope it goes well.
achyut: yes... thanks...
sober: Hey let me ask you a question...achyut: suresober: Are you a pirate?achyut: i m a student...
achyut: i m not geting ur question... what does it mean by pirate?
achyut: i m doing this as my academic project
sober: Hmmm.
sober: Are you afraid of getting scurvy?achyut: nop...sober: Then you must eat a lot of limes?achyut: y?sober: Do you?achyut: yaachyut: i do
sober: I wouldn't be afraid of scurvy then either.
sober: Good for you!
achyut: Hey buddy, u didn't told me how can i capture fingerprints using BioAPI...!!
sober: Sorry, what?
achyut: i want to know how to capture fingerprints without using any SDK
sober: You told me that already.
sober: Do you like rum?achyut: ya... but u didn't replied me about that...achyut: yeachyut: i've drunk it too...sober: It's the best way to have it.achyut: ya... but let's talk about fingerprints capturing now.
achyut: please
sober: I thought we had already.
achyut: nop
sober: Where are you from?
achyut: from India
sober: Ah India.. lovely place. I would like to visit it someday.
achyut: can u suggest me how can i use BioAPI in capturing fingerprints?
achyut: sure... u r most welcome
sober: Probably lots of shipwrecks and things from the East India Company.achyut: ya.. but that's the past...achyut: if u don't mind, should we come to the point?sober: Yeah but you know what was on all of those ships?achyut: what?sober: You see.. it's not about the cash... it's about the booty!achyut: yeah...achyut: but what about my fingerprints questions?
achyut: will u please suggest me that?
sober: Which question was that then?
achyut: how to capture fingerprints?
sober: My memory ain't what it used to be.
achyut: without using any SDK?
sober: Old sea dog that I am.
achyut: oh ok...
sober: Oh speaking of questions never answered..achyut: How can I capture fingerprints without using any kind of SDK?sober: There it is again.. sober: Are you a pirate?achyut: what's pirate? i don't know it's meaningsober: Well you eat limes and drink rum... you're also into booty.sober: You can't fool me you know.
achyut: ya i m not making u fool...
achyut: i am a student and right now i m doing my academic project on fingerprint authentication which i have to submit latest by 30th april
achyut: so please guide me how can i capture fingerprints without using any SDK
sober: Yes I know.. we've been through this already.
achyut: if possible, please explain me how can i use BioAPI for this purpose.sober: But you still haven't told me if you're a pirate!achyut: nopsober: So... are you a pirate?achyut: nopsober: Hmmm... why not?achyut: because i am a student of Masters of Computer Applications (MCA) at Indiasober: But you DO like booty don't you?achyut: i am having Veridicom USB fingerprint scanner and NitGen USB fingerprint scanner
achyut: y do u feel so?
sober: Don't you like booty?
achyut: y do u feel that i m like booty?
sober: I like booty. Actually I LOVE booty.
achyut: sorry, but i don't know the meaning of booty... please explain me what's that.
achyut: so, will u please guide me how can i capture fingerprints?sober: Aye! Ye must be a land lubber!achyut: using BioAPI?achyut: if u don't mind, can u pass me on some sample codes for that?sober: It's simple really. You just follow the MAP to the X.achyut: i guess, u've planned to improve my English today...!!
achyut: how?
achyut: i m very new in this field of biometrics...
achyut: so please guide me from basics...
sober: So I seas!
achyut: yeah
sober: Alright listen.
achyut: ya.. please
sober: I'm trying to light the fire under you to get you into the love of the seas!sober: And since I'm a pirate, I'm going to help.sober: But I can't do your project for you... that's a ship you'll have to sail yourself!achyut: okachyut: ya... but atleast u can guide meachyut: like a compasachyut: u can become my compas...!!achyut: can't u?sober: Like the sirens call I'll give you an "Ahoy matey! Land Ho!" and you'll find your way.achyut: suresober: First. You need a MAP.sober: When you have your MAP, you should see X.achyut: kachyut: then?
BUZZ!
sober: Then you follow your MAP.sober: Patience ye land lubber! Buzz me again and I'll put you on ignore.achyut: sorry!sober: You must follow your path through every minutiae!achyut: correctsober: And there at the end of it all you'll find your booty!achyut: ok...! so, that's the meaning of booty..!!!sober: Aye!achyut: but this is all about image processing... isn't it?
achyut: and i want to know how can i capture fingerprints using BioAPI
achyut: yes...
sober: Aye and I'm telling ya as best I can.
achyut: ok... even this'll be too much useful 2 me...
sober: Sometimes the way forwards is the way b ack.
sober: *back
achyut: correct...
achyut: ya i got
sober: Now have I lit the fire under you?
achyut: nop... it's already fired...
achyut: please suggest which language should i use for image processing?
sober: Arrrh! First you must follow the MAP to X!
achyut: yes... correct
sober: That is all I can tell you.
sober: Until you're there, my help will do you no good!
sober: Do you have a mentor?
sober: Or an advisor?
achyut: thank you for your help...
sober: Ask them how to use your MAP to follow the path to X to find the booty!
achyut: no sir, everything i have to on my own
sober: It is all about asking the right questions and listening to the answers!
achyut: right
sober: Then I have given you the right question: "How to use your MAP to follow the path to X to find the booty?"sober: That is what you must ask the experts! And listen carefully to their answer.achyut: i have to create a graph from the image file and then read the file... wherever i find the booty, i should store the node in the graph... i hope i m going on right way..sober: Always listen carefully to answers to your questions.. otherwise there is no point to asking! achyut: correct... i'll always remember ur adviceachyut: and right now i m asking to an expert!!!
sober: Flattery will get you nowhere. I'm trying to give you your SEA legs!
achyut: right...
sober: I've given you the question.. now you must find the answer, but not from me. This is your academic project remember.
sober: Find the booty!achyut: ya... i promise u that i'll find the answer...sober: Good! You want that booty right?achyut: yeahachyut: i m very eager to know about it...sober: Then you're well on your way to being a pirate!achyut: thank you for your appriciation
sober: Now go forth matey and get your booty by following your MAP to X!
sober: That is the KEY!
achyut: sure...
achyut: thank you for your kind co-operation. i'll surely find my booty with the key u've providedsober: Aye I'm sure you will too!achyut: but i hope, next time if i'll need any help, u'll let me contact u
achyut: can i add u in my yahoo msngr?
sober: I have no control over what you do laddie. If you contact me I may not reply, but that doesn't mean you can't contact me.
sober: Anyway laddie.. it is very late in this part of the world so I must get some shut eye.sober: May the wind be always at your back!achyut: i m not laddie.. i m a mansober: Aye but just a laddie until you're a pirate.sober: Good night to you!
achyut: k
achyut: for me it's morning now...
achyut: so Good morning to you!
sober: Thanks! Bye