Last Days? Posted June 4, 2003

Forty per cent of Americans believe that these are the last days before Christ's return. It makes sense. The forty (that number again) jubilees (50 years) of the Sign of Jonah are up in 2027 which means that "every rule and every authority and every religious system of this world is destroyed." There are two popes left on Malachy's list. They are named From the Glory of the Olive and simply Peter the Roman. After that comes the Terrible Judge. Oh-oh spaghetti-o. Can you say "double barreled shitgun?" Isn't it a great time to be alive?