Not another fucking blog.

I'd like to stand on a fucking pretentious soapbox and tell you how my blog will be unique. Truth is.. this is going to be like every other fucking blog on the planet.

I will give mundane details about my day.
I will complain about how the barista at Starbucks looked at me the wrong way.
I will write bad poetry about how girls fuck with my head and make me cry.
I will bitch about how fucking stupid George W. Bush is.
I will steal content from other blogs and pass it off as my own.

So why do it then? Because I had a little drinky the other day and it calmed my nerves and made me see things clearly. I described it as being "Sober on Rye" and I thought that was a cool concept.

So this blog is just for me to talk about shit in a way that maybe makes me see things a little more clearly. And maybe, just maybe, some fuckwad will read this and pour themselves a drink.